ThE RoAd To NoWhErE!!!!

Where am I headed?
Am I coming or going?
Did I stop and fall off track somewhere, or am I just enjoying the view?
Site seeing the world you're seeing, admiring the spectacle that makes up ZERO!
This map's legend does not mark my position,
It does not give me an exact pinpoint location of any kind of landmark that seems remotely interesting,
Damn Toto! Kansas Sucks!
I believe the Tin man fucked up and sent the Lion and Scarecrow on a wild goose chase,
I feel like a dog just chasing my tail in one BIG ASS CIRCLE,
I pump my brakes , yell WHOA, pull the reigns on this over sized chariot,
But yet, this unpaved road seems to have a mind of its own,
If i stray from the path does it mean Ive found my way to somewhere?
Or does it mean that I'm just that inebriated and I just cant seem to walk a straight line without stumbling?
How do you ask for directions to this destination when you know that once I turn left, it is followed by a sharp left and then "Oh guess what?" another LEFT,
This road has no dead ends, but a yield to live,
so i drive on in the direction where the cold winds blow, and the North Star seems to be falling south,
so if they say that the sailors used constellations as their map;
Fuck, i think i hit my head harder than i thought cause all i see is STARS!
Toucan Sam says "Follow your nose!",
This is the last time i take directions from a cereal box character cause all i smell is bullshit!
Do i turn around and just wait for someone to lead me to an actual destination?
No! Ive gone to far.....I think,
I walk two miles, stop,
I'm so dizzy from following this compass. This damn needle keeps spinning.
The sun rises in the east and sets in the west, but how is that determined here if there's two suns at opposite ends,
I might as well light both ends of this candle that leads me blindly down the path,
Where do I go?
Where do you?
Nowhere.