"Last Word for the Ghostbuster"

By: Darlina Marie Magallanes

I’m well aware of my imperfections I don’t need you to remind me.
I’m fine with waiting for a less shallow guy to find me.
Everyday I fight to prove to bastards like you that I can do anything a skinny girl can do.
But just because my ass is big you think you can complain.
I’m sure Sir-Mix-A-Lot would think that you were insane.
I know it shouldn’t bother me because consider the source.
You couldn’t even reach the saddle when you fell of the horse.
And I’m too nice to tell you that you look like a Ghostbuster on crack.
Or that you really should consider having your jungle back waxed.
We gave it a shot but we didn’t make a good mixture.
I guess it’s just as well because thick frames aren’t meant for small pictures.
I may not be built for you but I’m built for someone better.
I wish you and your insensitive ass a happy life together.
And I’ll pick up where I left off before you came along.
You might have had a big boat but your float was all wrong.
You’re entitled to your opinion but I don’t want to hear it.
I hope you liked that last touch because it’s the last time you’ll come near it.
I’m exhausted from your whining
I’ve taken all I can take.
I’m not living for you so you can shove your complaints.
I’m proud of this ass, you make no mistakes.
And these breasts are the kind not even money can make.
So this is for the thick girls who can’t catch a break.Love yourself ladies cause these curves you can’t fake.